They say he’s a revolutionary, that Kanye bowed down and kissed his feet when they first met. He’s rumored to be the inspiration for Dos Equis’s “Most Interesting Man in the World.” I heard he bit off Mike Tyson’s ear when he was only three months old – and he didn’t even have any teeth.

They call him Pupperg Small. Yes, it’s spelled right: P-U-P-P-E-R-G S-M-A-double L. Laugh all you want, but he’s too busy changing the world to care. His latest project is a petition to change the name of “fire ants” to “spicy boys,” and he’s only 4,000 signatures shy of the 75,000 he needs to get his change.org petition delivered to the hands of First Lady of the United States Michelle Obama, President Barack Obama and Founder and CEO at Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg.

The letter was modeled after Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address – short and powerful, kind of like Bruce Lee. It reads:

“I believe that it is our responsibility as the younger generation to look after our world for both our futures and the future generations after us. Part of this improvment plan will be making sure our animals are happy and safe. Recently the fire ants have been speaking to me about their discomfort with the name “fire ant” as it gives them disphoria and we should respect their decision to be called “Spicy Boys”.

There are 36 genders, furrys and bronys are active members of our community, there is a rising possibility of bay blade becoming an olympic sport, why can we have this but we can’t our spicy boys.”

If you wish to be a part of history, visit https://www.change.org/p/rename-fire-ants-to-spicy-boys to sign the petition.